Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dreary, and the decor is outdated and uninviting. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is dim, making it unwelcoming.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be tasteless and unappealing, and the portions were unsatisfying. The burger was overcooked, the fries were greasy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was slow, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed uninterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are nothing special either. The selection is limited, and the quality is mediocre. The cocktails lacked any flair, and the beer selection was uninteresting. The bartenders seemed unskilled and had here a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a dreary solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and singing out of sync. The unbearable volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was unengaged, just phoning it in. The dismayed audience had no choice but to endure the disappointing performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was extremely substandard. The dreary atmosphere, mediocre food, low-quality drinks, and apathetic service were all substandard, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. There are much better options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better bang for your buck. I was extremely let down and will avoid this establishment at all expenses.